Daniel Patrick's Posts
August 30, 2021
NSW officially changes its state flag to a white flag
"I was going to make it red but I have trouble recognising red flags"
August 17, 2021
Victorian Liberal leadership spill cancelled after kid’s playgrounds closed
'Where are your parents?'
May 18, 2021
Rare photo of Scomo actually working sells for $1.8 million at auction
It's one of a kind
September 4, 2020
Abbott shocked to learn a woman, Queen Elizabeth II, will be his new boss
I suppose I'll just give her my trademark wink
August 14, 2020
Police launch investigation to discover who Victorian Opposition Leader is
Police say they have no clues
August 12, 2020
News Corp columnists rejoice at New Zealand’s COVID-19 resurgence
They then retreated to one of Rupert Murdoch's many lairs
August 10, 2020
‘Dan Andrews is a dictator!’ bemoans man who can vote for someone else at next election without repercussion
I didn't vote for this dictator... twice!
July 8, 2020
Contractors guarding Melbourne quarantine hotels organise huge party to say sorry for second wave
It will celebrate the one-millonth person tested for Covid
June 28, 2020
Victoria agrees to be 51st state of USA: immediately becomes ‘best performing state in the country’
Not a bad idea
June 21, 2020
350 billion people attend Trump rally
The number is higher than the population of the human race
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