January 5, 2020

Iran crisis: PM commissions emergency ad in case troops are deployed

"We have to be prepared"

January 3, 2020

NZ cricket team follows PM’s lead by dismissing Burns

Thanks Scomo!

December 23, 2019

Scott Morrison excitedly awaiting coal in his stocking this Christmas

"I've been extra naughty this year!"

December 6, 2019

Government announce Arts, Environment, Education to be merged into new Dept of Inner City Lefty Crap

"This will save a lot of duplication when it comes to cutting funding"

November 22, 2019

One Nation voter pulls child out of maths class over concerns about ‘Arabic’ numerals

"It's bloody Un-Australian!"

November 20, 2019

New Marie Kondo store to include bin at checkout to fast track decluttering

It's the new way to slimline the contents of your wallet

November 19, 2019

Netflix announces season 4 of the Crown will focus on how the royal family killed Jeffrey Epstein

"Hasta la vista, Jeffrey"

October 30, 2019

Woolworths to compensate underpaid workers with rare Ooshies

"This one's worth almost $20 on Ebay!"