May 16, 2022

Scott Morrison blames Labor for Scott Morrison

“Vote 1 Bulldozer!”

May 6, 2022

PM avoids forgetting policy details by cleverly having no policies

Here's my zero point plan for the

May 5, 2022

Independents will cause instability warns government who’s had three different leaders

"We've only replaced the cabinet 5 times"

April 30, 2022

“Social media sites shouldn’t moderate posts” says pig fondler Elon Musk

"Oh boy I love fondling pigs"

April 19, 2022

Government with extensive history of corruption surprisingly not keen on corruption watchdog

"Please don't read anything into this"

April 12, 2022

Public disgusted opposition leader whose name they can’t remember doesn’t remember the unemployment rate

How could what's his face do this!

March 31, 2022

Labor vote skyrockets after winning over ‘disgruntled Liberal MP’ demographic

It's basically the whole party at this point

March 25, 2022

PM demands to know why Albanese hasn’t addressed toxic culture in the Liberal Party

"It's just unacceptable"

March 3, 2022

Scott Morrison selflessly agrees to isolate on remote Hawaiian beach

"I'll do it for the country"

March 2, 2022

“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse

Woops