December 2, 2021

Greg Hunt retires from politics to catch up on missed emails from pharmaceutical companies

He has responded to each of Craig Kelly's texts though

December 1, 2021

PM finally given some responsibility in National Cabinet by taking over the coffee run

He couldn't possibly stuff that up

November 28, 2021

Social media troll maintains anonymity by donating $1 million to a minister’s blind trust

Every twitter user is now being run by a blind trust

November 28, 2021

Morrison says he’d never resort to lying for political gain “like that kitten-hater Albanese”

Labor says it is yet to release its official policy position on its hatred or otherwise of young cats

November 26, 2021

Cleanskin politicians with nothing to hide block federal corruption watchdog

There were fears a federal corruption watchdog would cause the extreme overworking of investigators

October 22, 2021

Christian Porter receives Walkley nomination for work in exposing Christian Porter

He beat out Ben Roberts Smith for the win

October 6, 2021

PM opposes federal ICAC, stating we need to “learn to live with” corrupt politicians

"Eliminating corruption is now unrealistic"

October 5, 2021

ICAC drops investigation into Gladys Berejiklian after finding out the timing doesn’t suit her

"We didn't realise"

September 30, 2021

Labor asks focus group if it’s true they’re too reliant on focus groups

They are polling whether they should slam the idea

September 29, 2021

Government announce Manus Island will hit “Freedom Day” once vaccination target of 150% is reached

Josh Frydenberg has done the math