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ICAC drops investigation into Gladys Berejiklian after finding out the timing doesn’t suit her

Woman who saved Australia Gladys Berejiklian has been re-sworn in as Premier today, after ICAC dropped all charges against her upon learning the timing didn’t suit.

“Yeah, sorry ICAC it’s just that my schedule is chock-a-block this week,” Ms Berejiklian said. “You see, I’ve got meetings left right and centre. Oh and Covid is still running wild – who knew that thing was contagious?!”

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“I’ve also got to discuss a grant scheme with my secret… I mean, uh, yoga…”

After being notified of Ms Berejiklian’s busy schedule, ICAC has delayed its investigation until years after the Premier leaves office to ensure it doesn’t disturb her in any way.

Ms Berejiklian has said the harrowing experience has allowed her to better understand how the state’s sports stadiums feel, after watching her career also be demolished before an election.




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