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Scotch Finger fan saves money by cutting out middleman and just eating box of chalk

The Arnott’s biscuit corporation has gone into liquidation today, after fans of their ‘Scotch Finger’ line of biscuits discovered they could get pretty much the same enjoyment out of eating a $1 packet of chalk.

Health experts have hailed the discovery, stating that given chalk isn’t 70% sugar and butter it’s actually a much healthier choice of snack.

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Arnotts representatives were said to be nervous today, stating that it was now only a matter of time before customers of their “orange cream” biscuits also discover they can get even more enjoyment out of alternative products, such as drinking drain cleaner, or munching on a large pile of horse manure.




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