Former Minister for Energy and Emissions ‘Reduction’, Angus Taylor, has praised the fossil fuel lobby today for stepping up and providing drought relief to rural NSW via their inventive new “carbon apocalypse scheme”.
Angus reportedly was over the moon with the arrival of the water, stating it was just in time to save him from having to tell a federal ICAC where that $80 million he spent on water went.
“This flooding was always my long term objective of the gas-led recovery plan, I told you this was a green solution, and now the whole state is covered in a green solution,” explained Taylor. “Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.”