Channel 7 spotted burying Ben Roberts Smith story in tupperware container out the back of Martin Place

The Seven Network have today successfully buried all evidence of allegations relating to a staff member accused of war crimes, after successfully hiding the story in a tupperware container and concealing it underground.

“Noting to see here!” a frantic David Koch was heard shouting at passers by as he dug up the footpath out the back of Martin Place, “just a bit of casual burying the evidence, not worth telling anyone about I assure you.”

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The evidence will be buried alongside channel 7’s journalistic legacy, and Weekend Sunrise, whose ratings are so low you have to dig for them.

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