Credlin rips off Gladys’ mask to reveal it was Dan Andrews all along

Liberal Premier and paper shredding enthusiast Gladys Berejiklian has today been revealed to be nothing but a hoax, after a team of young detectives from Sky News successfully foiled Old Man Andrew’s latest con.

“Gotcha, you old scallywag!” shouted Credlin, tearing off the Gladys mask. “I knew it was you Dictator Dan, the moment you announced a lockdown! No Liberal Premier would do that!”

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“Why I was this close to accomplishing my evil plan to lock down every state in the country,” the furious Dan Andrews cursed. “I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling ICACs!”

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