Furious Pauline Hanson demands Aboriginal people go back to where they came from

Senator and White Out mascot Pauline Hanson has today responded to Aboriginal people criticising the Royal Family, by demanding that they all “go back to whatever country they came from”.

“If you don’t like the British monarchy well you can bloody well get on a boat and go home!” said a visibly shaking Hanson. “The royals have owned this country for hundreds of years. You Aboriginal people should learn some respect for this land’s traditional owners!”

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“You know what I am sick of this, I am sick of being called racist just because I hate people of colour,” Hanson continued. “I mean, what has the monarchy ever done to you? What’s that? They took your land and children away… well… um… geeze… that uh… that actually does sound pretty bad.”

“They really should start including that in history books. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rethink my entire life.”

The Chaser