Prime Minister and DIY enthusiast Scott Morrison has been spotted at IKEA asking employees for advice on how to make a sturdy Cabinet after his last few attempts just keep falling apart.
“I have tried to follow the instructions but things just wont seem to hold together,” the self-declared handy-man said, “I don’t know what the issue is with this cabinet.”
“I swear it’s like the parts are faulty, it definitely isn’t my skills. No matter where I slot these things they still seem to not work and as soon I try to use the cabinet it just completely falls apart.”
“It’s not just this specific one, I have tried multiple brand new cabinets and something just goes wrong. They barely hold up long enough for my camera guy to take a picture of me with it.”
“I don’t know maybe there is just a few screws loose or something. Got any advice? I am desperate.”