Scott Morrison’s “I stopped the boats” trophy revoked

Scott Morrison has today been stripped of his “I stopped these” boat trophy by his fellow colleagues, after the latest Australian figures showed the number of boats off Australia’s coast quadrupled in the last month.

Instead the Prime Minister has been offered a range of replacement trophies to sit on his mantle, from an “I stopped these” certificate in the shape of a RAT test, to an “I stopped this” medallion depicting a price on carbon, to an “I destroyed this” trophy in the shape of a toilet at Engadine Maccas.

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The removal of the boats trophy has reportedly left the Prime Minister deeply upset, with colleagues forced to cheer him up by organising a photo opp in Hawaii.

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