Scott Morrison’s secret government appointments were not illegal, declares Governor General Scott Morrison

Investigations into the legality of Scott Morrison swearing himself into three secret minister roles have today cleared Scott Morrison of all wrongdoing, after it was declared completely above board by Governor General Scott Morrison.

“I have looked into it and I did nothing wrong,” declared Morrison. “In fact I can reveal that every appointment was cleared at the time by Attorney General Scott Morrison.”

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However, not everyone is convinced by this explanation, with many voters asking why Morrison felt the need to take multiple other people’s jobs when he was barely doing his own one. “It just doesn’t sit right, surely there are other people who could fill those roles,” said voter and hairdresser Scott Morrison. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m needed at the welder’s next door.”

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