Scott Morrison blames Labor for Scott Morrison
“I can change” says guy who slammed Albo for changing too much
‘We can’t afford to raise the minimum wage’ says PM who spent $80m on water that doesn’t exist
Pauline Hanson quits One Nation after being told they’re a minority party
‘Minority governments will get nothing done’ claims government that has done nothing for 3 years
“I’m not transphobic, I just don’t like trans people” explains Katherine Deves
Blokes from Lego Masters dubbed prefered PMs following last night’s Channel 9 debate
Factcheck: PM’s claim he’s ‘seen no corruption’ is true, as he burned out his retinas pretending to be a welder
The Chaser Interns Investigate The United Australia Party
PM avoids forgetting policy details by cleverly having no policies
Independents will cause instability warns government who’s had three different leaders
Guy who miscounted $60 billion reckons he has the numbers to win his seat
Scott Morrison denies texting during ANZAC service – “I was playing Angry Birds”
“Social media sites shouldn’t moderate posts” says pig fondler Elon Musk
Following backlash Morrison reveals he is also part of the disability community – “I was born without a heart”
“I will not allow critics to silence Deves’ views” rages man who had her delete all her posts two weeks ago
Scientists confirm making noises into a fan more entertaining than 90% of free-to-air TV
“You can’t trust Albo to stop the boats” claims mob that stuffed up the Ruby Princess
Party that had a full year of sexual harassment controversies claims trans athletes are a threat to women
Government with extensive history of corruption surprisingly not keen on corruption watchdog
Greens leader demonstrates commitment to media being publicly owned
Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce
Public disgusted opposition leader whose name they can’t remember doesn’t remember the unemployment rate
PM of country where grocery prices have doubled in a year pretty sure biggest issue right now is trans people in sport
Latest polling data suggests Scott Morrison is trailing in popularity to Morbius on a two party preferred basis
Scott Morrison explains he cant call the election because Rupert still hasn’t decided which party will win yet
“Please, just one fucking good week” nation begs universe
Guy who said slavery didn’t exist asks why people think he could be racist
“What makes you think I’m racist?” asks man who got a trophy for all the immigrants he jailed
Labor vote skyrockets after winning over ‘disgruntled Liberal MP’ demographic
Crowd rushes into parliament to celebrate Morrison’s 1000th fuckup
‘I’m sick of these media elites at the ABC’ complains billionaire media mogul
Scott Morrison suggests that people who can’t afford petrol should just buy an oil company
‘Fuck, why didn’t I think to just buy a house!’ exclaims guy who can’t afford rent
‘$420 should fix the cost-of-living’ claims politician claiming $300 a day to live in Canberra
Oscars rush to re-award best drama
‘Why are people associating me with Hillsong?’ asks guy who invited Brian Houston to the White House
Peter Dutton horrified to learn Space Force will turn the universe into safe space
PM demands to know why Albanese hasn’t addressed toxic culture in the Liberal Party
Peter Dutton tells Space Force researchers to stop calling him ‘Spudnik’
Confused Peter Dutton announces space force to keep out illegal aliens
Millennial tells parent complaining about fuel prices to try cutting back on houses
Modern spy goes undercover by cutting eyeholes in his iPad
Local child excited to know it’s only 3 more disasters till Christmas
PM congratulates birth of Perrottet’s baby by giving a traditional forklift
PM promises cheaper beer before the election hoping people will drunkenly vote Liberal
Flood victim changes name to Harvey Norman in hopes of getting some government funding
‘Unlike Albo, I don’t pretend to be anyone else’ says hairdresser Scott Morrison
Guy who can’t afford a house or petrol, excited that beer will be cheaper to drown his sorrows with
Nation on 3rd straight year of disasters starting to think scientists may have a point
Scott Morrison’s “I stopped the boats” trophy revoked
Tragic news as another disaster sweeps through Queensland
Peter Dutton seen in floodwaters frantically trying to stop the boats
National disaster declares national disaster
“This is coal, don’t be afraid” gurgles Morrison
“What climate change?” asks government as flood catches on fire
Scott Morrison selflessly agrees to isolate on remote Hawaiian beach
Minimum wage worker who had to ‘live with covid’ surprised to see the PM isn’t going to work this week
“At least things can’t get any worse” says naive man unaware of imminent zombie apocalypse
Nation hit with yet another disaster after Barnaby takes over as PM
