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The Cheerio
$2000
Entitles you to
  • Not attend The Chaser Lecture (valid for 6 months)
  • An empty table with your corporate logo or the logo of a competitor
  • Be mentioned by a member of The Chaser team on-stage to give the impression that you're actually in the room
  • 10 x customised name cards at your empty table - choose 10 names of people you'd like everyone to think less of because they didn't turn up
  • Post-event email containing 5 unique comments guaranteed to convince people that you actually attended
  • A guarantee that you will not be defamed by The Chaser on the night for not attending
PAY NOW
GO CHEAPER
No Show & Photoshopped Photo
$1800
Entitles you to
  • Not attend The Chaser Lecture
  • 1 photoshopped image of you from the night
  • A guarantee that you will not be defamed by The Chaser on the night for not attending
  • Post-event email containing 4 unique comments guaranteed to convince people that you actually attended
  • An empty table with your corporate logo or the logo of a competitor (includes event night photo of your empty table)
  • 10 customised name cards at your empty table of people you'd like everyone to think less of because they didn't turn up
PAY NOW
CHEAPER STILL
The No-Show
$1700
Entitles you to
  • Not attend The Chaser Lecture
  • A guarantee that you will not be defamed by The Chaser on the night for not attending
  • An empty table with your corporate logo or the logo of a competitor (includes event night photo of your empty table)
  • Post-event email containing 3 unique comments guaranteed to convince people that you actually attended
  • 10 customised name cards at your empty table of people you'd like everyone to think less of because they didn't turn up
PAY NOW
CHEAPER!
Cash for no comment
$1600
Entitles you to
  • Not attend The Chaser Lecture
  • A guarantee that you will not be defamed by The Chaser on the night for not attending
  • Post-event email containing 2 unique comments guaranteed to convince people that you actually attended
PAY NOW
EVEN LOWER
Virtual E-Table
$1500
Entitles you to
  • Not attend The Chaser Lecture
  • Post-event email containing 1 unique comments guaranteed to convince people that you actually attended
BACK TO START
PAY NOW
$1500
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