Posts Tagged ‘evergreen’

White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait
"It really captures his Presidential style"
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
"This guest room en-suite is an affront to God"
Reporter exposes airport security loophole by blowing up 747
The 'News of the World' reporter's attempts to breach Britain's airport security proved a complete success
Man carefully arranges bedside novels before big date
A 25-year-old Melbourne student spent more than three hours last night painstakingly choosing which novels to leave beside his bed,
Trump rushed off stage after Secret Service spot man carrying photo of John McCain
"That was a close one!"
God dismisses gambling-related prayer
Local man Clive Deville says the event has shaken his faith "in the entire Judeo-Christian ethos."
Blog abandoned after five entries
"Sorry I've been so slack lately"
Local man spends entire conversation trying to remember other person’s name
"I know it started with an A... or an F"
Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack
Local man now soaked from head to toe after attempting to empty washing up rack
God comes out of retirement to distance self from Catholic Church
"I barely know them"

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