Auction Items

All proceeds from The Perennial Inaugural Chaser Lecture are donated, via an elaborate series of “havens of tax effectiveness”, to the Human Rights Foundation, the New York charity (“501c3 organization”) that promotes human rights and democracy in countries ruled by authoritarian regimes, and each year awards the Vaclav Havel Prize for Creative Dissent.

Please be aware that in the spirit of Banksy’s last art auction, every single item will be immediately put through a paper shredder the moment the auction is finalised.

Lot 1: OFFICIAL KOREAN PEACE TALKS SUMMIT COIN WITH PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP AND SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN

Celebrate the historic moment that American President Donald Trump planned to meet with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, before it was cancelled, rescheduled, cancelled then uncancelled.

Lot 2: A NIGHT AT THE OLD CLARE WITH ROOM SERVICE FROM THE CHASER

A “luxurious staycation” is the euphemism you can use for whatever the hell you get up to during this night staying at The Old Clare Hotel. The Old Clare is a boutique hotel in Chippendale built within 2 iconic heritage buildings which are almost as old as members of the original Chaser Team. The Old Chaser’s Chris Taylor will deliver room service provided by The Old Clare’s new restaurant, Barzaari.

(Accommodation date by agreement. Some blackout periods eg Xmas and NYE apply)

Lot 3: CRAIG FROM THE WAR ON WASTE RIFLES THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE

A special one of a kind meet and greet with The Chaser’s own Craig Reucassel. As part of this prize Craig will personally come to your house and rifle through your garbage bins, silently judging those disposable coffee cups you put in the recycling.

Date by agreement

Lot 4: COMPLETE CON JOB

Exploit the next generation of excessively trained musicians in your own home, thanks to the Con. Sydney Conservatorium of Music will provide a 1 hour private concert in your home – or for your event – by a jazz trio or classical quartet. It’s Spotify live!